1.这一天天过得跟复制似的。
It's been a day of replication.
2.大家朋友圈发勤快一点好吗？我没得刷了。
Would you please be more diligent in wechat moments? I don't have to brush.
3.运动是一种享受，但我不爱运动，因为我不是贪图享受的人。
Sports is a kind of enjoyment, but I don't like sports, because I'm not a person who is greedy for enjoyment.
4.好无聊啊，要不你们轮流夸夸我。
It's boring, or you take turns to boast about me.
5.终于过上了猪的生活，感觉猪活得也不容易。
Finally, I live a pig's life. I feel that it's not easy for a pig to live.
6.来来来，朋友圈吵个架。
Come on, let's fight in the wechat moments.
7.今年我不过了，麻烦退我一岁，谢谢！
This year I will not cross the new year, please give me a year back, thank you!
8.病毒限制了我的出行，为什么没限制我的体重。
The virus limits my travel, why not limit my weight.
9.每天除了吃，还是吃。
Every day in addition to eating, or eat.
10.怎么把脑子里的钱转到银行卡里，在线等，挺急的。
How to transfer money in your head to bank card. I'm waiting for a reply online. It's very urgent.
11.不要对我忽冷忽热，我体质不好，容易感冒。
Don't be hot and cold to me. I'm not healthy and easy to catch cold.
12.实在太无聊了，在家数了下钱包里的钱，用了两秒就数完了。
It's so boring. I counted the money in my wallet at home. It took me two seconds to count it.
13.这体重秤哪来的胆子，敢给我显示这么大个数。
How dare this scale show me such a large number?
14.别的女孩都是想跟你撒娇，我却只想跟你单挑。
Other girls want to play coquettish with you, but I just want to fight with you.
15.开心吗？一打开朋友圈就看到我这个小可爱。
Are you happy?? As soon as you open up your wechat moments, you will see me as a cute little girl.
16.不能玩手机了，眼睛都不好了，打开支付宝我都看不到钱了。
I can't play with my mobile phone, my eyes are not good. I can't see the money when I open Alipay.
17.今天风挺大的，本来想去健身房，给我吹到奶茶店了。
It's windy today. I wanted to go to the gym, but I was blown to the milk tea shop.
18.有人收闲置的宝贝吗？反正我闲着也是闲着。
Does anyone take in the spare baby? Anyway, I'm also idle.
